FUCK YEAH RELIGIOUS STUDIES MAJOR DOVE

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “READ TWILIGHT” Bottom text: “NOTE MORMON SYMBOLISM”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “USE THE WORD ‘RELIGION’” Bottom text: “DEFINE FOR THREE PAGES”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “READ WEBER” Bottom text: “GET DISENCHANTED”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “WILL EXEGETE” Bottom text: “FOR FOOD”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS” Bottom text: “I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “MAJOR IN RELIGIOUS STUDIES” Bottom text: “LOSE FAITH HALFWAY THROUGH”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “’RELIGION IS A CONSPIRACY TO KEEP PEOPLE OPPRESSED!’” Bottom text: “YOU’RE NO BETTER THAN CREATIONISTS”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “’THEY’RE BUILDING A TERROR MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO!’” Bottom text: “BITCH I’LL SHOW YOU TERROR”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “READ GENESIS 34” Bottom text: “WHO SAYS THE BIBLE IS BORING?”]

[Picture: Background: six-piece pie style, alternating white and black. Foreground, in middle: dove flying to the right. Top text: “PEOPLE THINK THE DAVINCI CODE IS A DEEP AND DAMAGING EXPOSE” Bottom text: “FACEPALM SO HARD”]